underfag: This one time in winter in like 2009 there was really bad snow and somebody piled it all at the bottom of my street so on the way to school I’d have to climb over it but this one day when I was coming back from school there was an old lady with loads of shopping bags and she got half way up the pile of snow then slipped and as she fell my friend called me and my ringtone was just the...
There's always that gif that you really like but...
jakes-plush-rump: WHY CAN’T I JUST CASUALLY USE THIS IN A CONVERSATION.
trillex: i wuzz happi den i realyze im outta chikken nuggets den i start contemplatin dem lyfe struggles
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
patrickstumphy: YOU’RE WALKING IN THE WOODS THERE’S NO ONE AROUND AND YOUR PHONE IS DEAD OUT OF THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE YOU SPOT HIM SHIA LABEOUF
What the new albums may sound like..
My english class
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
letthefiresjustbatheus: hey mommy i just searched this band mcr that i saw on yo gabba gabba!!